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lyrics

Me and Adele we get on pretty well yeah

The petrol strike it don’t affect me
I got so much money if my
Chauffer has to queue i don’t care

And all you kids that brought my albums
Want to come and see me perform
Once you’ve paid i don’t care how you get there

Me and Adele we get on pretty well yeah

Though i complain about the expense
I still use the nhs cos
I aint paying for my own care

But when i got my tax bill in
I was ready to buy a gun
and go randomly open fire

Me and Adele we get on pretty well yeah

Cos i’m a fucking idiot
Who doesn’t believe
I should pay for other people’s
Medical needs
I’m just a selfish prick
And i don’t think that it’s cool
Paying to put other people’s
Kids through school
Well you’ve heard us scream already
Fuck the NHS!
It was inspired by an interview
With Adele in the press
And we can’t use public transport
Any more either
So why should we have to pay
For you peasants to get here?

So maybe one day i’ll find someone like you
Who doesn’t believe in paying for the services they don’t use
Who complains about paying tax
on her millions in the bank
Sometimes it hurts to have to give a little back
Yeah sometimes it hurts to have to give a little back

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